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A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.
Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."
The stuff I can't get enuff of; second to sex. Diet Coke is my beverage of choice!!!! I can go through a twelve pack of Diet Coke in two days. I am addicted to Diet Coke.
Diet Coke is the best soda ever!!!
The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"
"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"
"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"
Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid
Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?
A person who will many times be known as a trix. One who does not have all the flavor and has a poor aftertaste. A person who follows. Many times known as a f***ing Brian
Jack is just a Diet Coke, dude. He adds nothing to our group flavor as a whole.
When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.