Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir

The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.

A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.

Wie geht is dir

Wie geht is dir. a word where Germans commonly says that means

"how are ya?" or "how are you?" which is KINDA bad for the Germans to hear because, you know. Germans are like emotionless and Kinda violent when saying something even a nice word.

That one german guy: hallo.
American:hello.

german: wie geht is dir freundin? (how are you friend?)
american. is that languae... deutsch?
german; yes why?
american; sorry idon speak that.

german: i said how are you.
american: oh sorry. im good.

DIR

Dinner is ready

Tell everyone DIR!

Dir

To die from a skittle as the skittle will scream, "DIR!"

Bro my friend dired..
DIR!
When the skittle was diring the man, he felt sympathy.

dir

Used in DOS and CP/M machines. dir is a short for directory. This command would allow you to see all files and other directories inside the current directory.

C:\>DIR

Volume of Drive C is MS_DOS_6
Directory of C:\
DOS <DIR> 19/02/21 14:43
COMMAND COM 31/05/94 6:22
WINA20 386 31/05/94 6:22
CONFIG SYS 19/02/21 14:44
AUTOEXEC BAT 19/02/21 14:44

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517,021,696 Bytes Free

dir

Alternate form of dear, usually used to express shock or consternation.

Oh dir! He really fucked it up this time!