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music director

1. a person in charge of the musical components of a theatrical production, with duties such as selecting cast members, leading music rehearsals with the performers, and conducting the cast and pit orchestra during the show.

2. a superhuman.

The music director is the most underrated person working in an award show. Ever wonder how the orchestra knows just when to play a recipient off during a lengthy speech, or what piece to perform to cleverly introduce a presenter? That is all the work of a music director.

by chiefyblues July 28, 2022


sales director

The worst mistake I ever made

by Peter Bentley August 27, 2003

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director's burn

A phrase used to describe the symptoms you show after your director totally bitches you out for a long time.
Symptoms include ringing ears, pale skin, shakes, and the most common, friction burns from when the director yelled so close to your face, thus earning it's name.

S: I just got back from the show...
I: How was it?
S: Oh, great, but I was late for rehersal and now I have major Director's Burn.

by Malyssa June 11, 2008

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Activity Director

Also see- Girlfriend or wife.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.

There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.

18:13 risks: Jeep meet at 10 am...bahahahahaha
18:13 kouki: si senoir

18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on

18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director

Credit to goes to Kouki for this.

by FMLx'sUSAdeficit April 18, 2010

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Fight Director

The person in a play, film or television show who choreographs the stage combat sequences, making sure they look realistic, but they're safe for the actors or stunt people involved. They may work un-armed, using hand to hand combat, or with weapons.

The fight director made sure that that final punch looked epic.

by Indigo14 April 19, 2011

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Cleveland Director

The world's next big movie director. Probably of the cult-classic variety. Seriously, you should see him work on a movie, you've probably never seen such passion. Also, did I mention he makes the best roommates ever? I don't know what I'd do without him. He is so fresh, so clean, and hot and fresh out the kitchen

A Cleveland director may have set our room on fire, but it doesn't matter because I love him too much anyway.

by AsianFranny December 10, 2012

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band director

Fat guy with huge ass man tits who directs a band. Often wears Hawaiian Shirts because he is too fat for anything else. They were often queers in school, and no one liked them.

Dude, that band director makes Pamela Anderson's tits look tiny.

by RaawB June 14, 2007

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