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The LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month is a universal month where the LGBTQ+ and furries will disappear and shut their fucking mouth. It happens on July, August and November.
and the world would be a little bit happier than before, and it happens every year.
Gay people and furries: Oh no! it's LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month! The LGBTQ+ and furries will Disappear on July, August and November!
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A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.
Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!
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If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore
did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?
I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?
I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
I really want my relatives to disappear
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The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.
Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.
this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick