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1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.
"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."
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In reference to something "Shitty".
Something bad, someone bad, or something/someone inferior.
"Dude, I just stubbed my toe...Ditty!"
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when your asshole gets fingered while receiving oral sex, with the additionof an anally inserted ecstacy tablet placed onto the invading finger.
"This ditty aint doin squat got any e'z? I want to take this to the next level lets go Turbo Ditty"
Getting the **** out of there
Running away
Walking out
“Bro I think there’s a ghost in this house. I’m ditty bopping!”
“Kim I’m going ditty bop because this party is lame.”
Vietnamese for:
"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"
...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.
Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*
*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*
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A small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. The bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.
Joe: Oh no, the car won't start.
MacGyver: It's the ignition. I'll use the batteries from the flashlight in my Ditty Bag to start it.
Joe: Oh no, my luggage won't stay together.
MacGyver: Use one of the zip ties in my Ditty Bag to hold it together.
Joe: Oh no, I have a head ache.
MacGyver: I'll give you some of the asprin from my Ditty Bag.
Joe: Oh no, my space suit is leaking.
MacGyver: I'll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my Ditty Bag.
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