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max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

by You rReal Name March 26, 2020


Ditz

Someone that speaks only in word salad

Kamala Harris has once again drowned us in gallons of word salad. Is she just a ditz from California?

by Joe Biden's Toaster April 1, 2022


Ditz

noun;

1) slang - (from adjective "ditzy") a female with little common sense or social knowledge; typically upper-middle class and Caucasian, with no general life experience, usually blonde

synonyms: airhead, birdbrain, ninny, bimbo, flake

verb;

2) slang - (from "flake" as a synonym for ditz) failing to do something you previously committed to doing, or not completing a task that you began

synonyms: flake, back out, renege, cop out, weasel/worm out

1) Wow. Becky is such a ditz. She had a party but didn't send any invites.

2) I hate to ditz on him, but I don't feel like going out anymore.

by anonymiss804 June 3, 2018


ditz

someone who seems (or is) really stupid and/or oblivious. usually blonde

“wow, dude allisann is such a ditz!”
no ur wrong she’s really, like EXTREMELY hot.”
true..”

by allisann March 21, 2021


GEE Ditz

Rather cool way for dudes who poopies in their pants from time to time as a form of a joke or prank. The end of the day it's for a good laugh with the boys.

GEE as in "OH *G*JEEZ-E" DITZ (D-ITZ) as in like Oops I've made a ditzy mistake "?

It's entirety remains unknown. However, it was popular in the western ny region which soon spread to the app "Tik tok" with a trend of people defecting their pants while in public and then proceeding to tell the closest *stranger* that they made A "Gee Ditz". To my knowledge it has been a NYS trend for some years now. However, due to the boom of the social media sites it Is finally spreading to other states/areas. Even as far as California where someone was the first one to bring it to the app about 2 weeks ago!! Believed to be originated at the copperhead establishment in Batavia, NY ( LOCATED BETWEEN ROCHESTER AND BUFFALO )as far back as 2015 but is now just recently gaining traction due to the almost TikTok famous content creator (who can not be named) and his crew of other content creators. Although the current trend has had some creators upset due to account violations for showing even a spec of the defecation the trend still continues to grow and grow on a daily basis!!

"Gee ditz right here right now at the bar and the both of us will give you 25 dollars each!!!"

"Yo Gee ditz tomorrow at school and we will give you our cookies from the lunch that you love"

"Did you see the Gee ditz video on tik tok this afternoon it was hilarious "

"Bro if you don't "Gee ditz" tomorrow in the break room you have to give me my 10 dollars back and the bag"

by Shy boy_shy boy January 1, 2022