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1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
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1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.
they suck and ruin lives.
nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)
2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...
my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.
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1)A legal way for women to steal mens assets. 2)A goldiggers tool.
Bif lost his house and is always broke from paying out alimony to his ex.
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punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.
You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup
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1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.
2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.
3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
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The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.
Example 1) I caught that fuckin tramp Laura cheating on me again. My lawyer says I should be divorced from that skanky slut in about 12 months.
Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!
Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.
Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
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To legally get rid of the leeching, lazy scumbag you mistakenly married when you were young and naive.
I threw a party when my divorce was final.
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