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"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".
"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).
Somebody (often immature, a suck-up to a higher power,a square, or a hyprcrite) who 'tells-on' or 'squeals' on other people for doing something considered 'not right' or 'forbidden'.
'Dibber Dobber' is not an endearing term, and these people are often disliked by others.
Thomas: "Are you guys supposed to be on facebook at work?"
Catherine: "Well, not really but we're only having a quick look"
Thomas: "Well, i'm telling the boss..."
Catherine: "Dibber Dobber!"
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The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.
Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!
A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.
Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge
A guy who is a total dickhead. Someone who is extremely opinionated and basically talks oot of his arse.
That guy is such a fucking dobber nobber
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A dicky Dobber literally means dicky penis but can be used as an insult for when someone is being annoying.
eg. ' sara-jane you're a dicky dobber'
or ' Emily your dicky dobber the fag robber.'
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