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A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.
A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"
Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".
Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.
Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.
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A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.
Common strategies used by round dodgers are:
Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet
Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!
2 minutes later
Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.
Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!
Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.
A Slop Dodger is a Lady, who for reasons unknown, prefers not to get her face and hair bespunkled during the course of fellatio.
"I know she's a little past her sell by date, , but her toothless condition makes her the most popular Slop Dodger on the Block".
Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone
You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!
A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.
They come back as pale as they left.
Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.