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The act of hitting someone in the balls.
Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.
Someone who is an asshole or a Dick. Generally used when curse words are not appropriate.
When you're smoking some good shit and you're baked as fuck
Me and the boys were smoking and we were so doinked at target
Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.
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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.
Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?
Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing
Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.
Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool
Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!