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sex dot com

Sex dot com

My mom caught me going to sex dot com

by TrueDeltaFox January 24, 2021

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Don Juan Dot Com

A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.

Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.

Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!

by Gregory J Williams March 28, 2008

51πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


finally fast dot com

The feeling of sheer excitement after the completion or resolution of an action, need or achievement.

Spawned from this ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atd8dowrbNI

Jill: Hey! I just beat that video game I bought months ago.
Diana: Finally! Finally fast dot com.

by whitefridaynite March 18, 2009

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


urban dictionary dot com

A website that lists the meanings for modern day terms as defined by every-day people. Unfortunately, quite a few of these people are unintelligible, narrow-minded and/or foolish. Because of this fact, one who wishes to find an accurate definition of a term they’ve heard is left with the problem of sorting through all of their nonsensical garbage before they can find an accurate piece of information.
However, there are others who submit very precise definitions that are easy to understand and superbly written. These people make up for all the useless trash that clogs the listings, and are much appreciated by the website’s many visitors.

Person A: What is a 'tard'?
Person B: I'm not entirely sure. Perhaps urban dictionary dot com will have it's definition. They have a lot of modern day terms and their meanings listed there.
Person A: Oh, I don't think so. Anyone can submit information to that site. You never know what's right and what's wrong...
Person B: It's worth a try. The writer could be a genius or a fool, but it's a gamble worth taking in the end.

by Jyros August 3, 2006

42πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


urban dictionary dot com

an ostensibly wonderful collaborative web effort, to define existing slang as well as coin new terms, which in reality is a scam that steals our contributions and prints them on mugs that cost $19.95.

the reason i posted that thing on urban dictionary dot com was to make the most ironic purchase of my life.

by ms. communication July 27, 2009

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dot com bird

brotha auto: i think it's someone who owns a website
brotha auto: or makes money off websites

that fool bill gates is a dot com bird.

by sammy obeid September 8, 2003

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


om nom nom dot com :)

A fun phrase to say when somebody is eating something, the original usage of this word began as "nom nom nom" and was largely used online for lawlcats and the like. After the popularity of "dot com" in song and web, the dot com was added largely because it rhymed.

Chelsie : This apple is good...
Albert : om nom nom dot com :)=

by Ace Dizzy Azn October 23, 2009

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