double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!

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Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.

I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.

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double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.

i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth

Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.

“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”