DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

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Triple-Double Machine

A word used to describe the performance of Russell Westbrook and James harden during the 2016-2017 NBA season

Russell Westbrook is a Triple-Double Machine

James harden went off tonight, he is such a Triple-Double machine

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triple double

A gymnastic trick in which someone does 3 flips nd 2 twists

man, he just pulled a triple double off rings

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triple-double-D’s

enormously large, delicate breast that every man, woman, child, animal, and inanimate objects want to snuggle, suckle, and gaze deeply upon

Did you guys see Roberta, she’s got triple-double-D’s!

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triple double-u

a phrase to abbreviate the prefix www for web addresses.

Go to triple double-u dot google dot com.

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triple double no assist

A man who scores, rebounds , and steals ladies. He does not help his friends with ladies, hence no assists.

Hey do you know Pete, yeah that guy is a triple double no assist, hes always hogging the ladies, and he never tries to be a wing-man. Yeah, Pete's a dick.

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Triple Double Corkscrew

A phrase used to mess with someone; Used when you want to criticize someone's intelligence

Guy 1 "Hey, do you know what a Triple Double Corkscrew is?"

Guy 2 "Um, no..."

Guy 1 "What an idiot!"

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