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Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.
It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”
“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
When you lick the cum off a girls back.
The other night I came so much on Sally's back I was shoveling the driveway twice!
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The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway
Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.
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The art of Hank Hill'ing it in your driveway. Mostly consisting of drinking brews and watching your hot neighbor jogging- excuse me "jugging"
What every red-neck does after he is done working on his '82 I-roc.
Com'oder Cleatus I just put da new aldinator in da bronco, lets do sum driveway drinkin'
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When, during sex, right before the male is about to come, he immediately pulls out and orgasms all over his partner's pubic hair (snow). The instigator then produces a razor (shovel) and then proceeds to shave the semen covered pubic hair.
I started plowing the driveway on my girl yesterday. Shame I have to wait until the pubes grow back.
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Pulling into a random driveway late at night and then smoking pot while parked there. Then leaving some type of mark for the owner of the house to notice to show you were there.
Last night me and my buddies went out driveway ripping.
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A stoner calling another stoner this name only when they are high to try and offend them but it never works. But its only implied towards their face.
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