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When you learn something while drunk and can't remember what you learned until you get drunk again.
sober guy: Damn I can't remember the way we were drunk last time
Drunk guy: Don't worry I remember how to get there, with Drunken recall
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A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.
"I got really wasted last night. I woke up at like 8:00am at Drunken Donuts."
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The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.
Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."
later that night
Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."
Us "God, what a drunken fool"
The act of a female continuously pouring vodka onto a male's penis while she licks it off.
damn yo i bagged that freak at the party last night and she gave me the drunken bullet...so ill bra
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a person who makes plans and/or says yes to anything when drunk, then at the next sober point in their life, changes their mind and/or retracts aforementioned plans or agreements
That drunken yesser, Bob, said last night, that he was going camping with us. Today he said he can't afford it.
Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.
Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.
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the desire to eat that comes when drunk.
"I'm so hungry from all this drinking."
"you've got the drunken munchies"
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