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When a woman willingly undresses for a man. She gets into a dryer and sticks her ass, outside the door. The man then penetrates the female creating a circular/ upside-down intercourse.
"Give me a Mihoko Dryer"
Noun
The female equivalent of a boner killer.
Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.
The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.
In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...
In comes Shelby...
Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!
Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.
1. (verb) To get dressed by taking clothes out of the dryer because you were too lazy to fold them and put them away the day before
I woke up late, so I had to get dryer dressed.
Fecal matter deposited into someone's dryer usually.
"Someone dropped a dryer dump at our party last night. I thought it was a brown sock and picked it up."
A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
farting into an open vagina
I was fucking my girlfriend you know, in that position where she is on her shoulders and your pretty much sitting down on her to fuck her. Well my dick fell out, so I rocked forward and gave her the hair dryer.
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When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.
She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.
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