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Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
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When your friend is a scum and won't drive you home after sneaking out.
Loud boy #1: Damn dude please drive me back I don't want to get grounded.
Stoned Kid #1: Dude whatever.
Loud boy #1: We just got ducked on by this shmuck.
Someone that is extremely sensitive, but also has many peaks of extreme ego. So you can't give a compliment, because it feeds to the person's ego too much, and you can't poke fun because he or she is too sensitive. There is no middle ground, therefore, all you can do is keep your mouth shut and watch them wobble from one side of their personality to the other and quack about bizarre things.
I tried to flirt with this guy, however, he transformed into a duck after I fed him a compliment and tried to poke fun with him.
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Noun - The end of a "blunt" which is marijuana rolled in a cigar. The paper version "joint" ends up as a "roach"
We shared that blunt with 20 people, and by the time it got to me; All I got was the duck.
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Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking
I had a great time ducking my friend last night.
duck
"Go duck yourself"
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