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kevin durant

Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant, Kevin Durant I just pee my pant

Bob: Kevin Durant
Fred: Kevin Durant
Sharon: *dies of old age*

by Large cranium neanderthal March 17, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Durante

Have your girlfriend lie on her back and mount her forehead naked. place your balls on her eyes and your dick on her nose and scream "AH CHA CHA CHA CHAH" or "INKA DINKA DOO".

I gave her a Jimmy Durante.

by Jay Nunez September 25, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Durant

1. A synonym for snake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer

4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake

ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)

2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!

by Yo Mama 694201738 August 17, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Durant

You can't beat them, join them.

Hey bro I was just like Kevin Durant, left the team that SAW MY FUCKING POTENTIAL and went to a team where i'm shadowed by someone else.

by Westgoat May 18, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Durant

When a girl tricks you ie. by bringing a gay friend and saying it's her boyfriend, but it's so obvious she's lying and she's all smug about it.

"Yo bruh that ho Kevin Duranted you man! Ditch that ho blood!"

by jusboolin88 January 10, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Durant

A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped Westbrook and started a new life with his new best friend Stephanie baby face Curry.

Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in the bushes!?!

by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kevin Durant

A Charmin ultra soft turd snake which clings to the coattails after a big rubbery one is dropped.

Stephen: I am about to cross the finish and win my 3rd marathon.
Russell: hey Stephen bro you have a Kevin Durant on your back.

by Socrates2018 June 14, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž