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Dyson Sweep

A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.

Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90ยฐ angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.

However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).

The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.

The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.

*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*

Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"

!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"

by Grand Master Skank February 28, 2011

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Mike Dyson

When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.

Lets Mike Dyson later.

by BBK all the way April 4, 2013

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Dyson Sphere

An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.

A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.

A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.

A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).

"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg

by Will Zweifel April 16, 2006

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Cock Dyson

A female provider of horizontal refreshment - kind of a whore.

Bro: 'She's a Cock Dyson'
Dude: 'What do you mean?'
Bro: 'She sucks it in from all directions!'

by BenHamerEsq February 21, 2012

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Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 2, 2014


Dyson Special

Slang for shitting oneself

Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity

by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023


dyson ball

Dragging your balls across a girl's face while she attempts to suck on it.

I gave her a dyson ball, but she kept missing.

by Chingchong October 7, 2013

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