Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey

Frenchman

Harry is a right cheese eating surrender monkey

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cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.

Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

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Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.

The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france

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Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

A old mac and cheese eating piece of shit.

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

rory eats a grilled cheese day

the day in which my friend Rory makes a grilled cheese sandwich, it is considered a holiday to those who love Rory, it shows that life is worth LIVING BRO.jpg

Rory: GOD I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
me: happy rory eats a grilled cheese day
Rory: yes to all those who celebrate it ♥︎