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To suck the shit out of a dick
She wanna eat that dick up warren
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You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.
To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".
You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!
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a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.
Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance.
Response: Eat a dick yo!
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Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.
Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
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An exclamation of anger or disgust.
Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!
I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
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Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.
Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
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the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)
Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️