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A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it
Something that you should never ever look up.
Person 1: Don’t look up Dr Eggman Blue
Person 2: Ok
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, more commonly known as Dr. Eggman, is the main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. Sporting an IQ of 300, the Doctor's ambition is to take over the planet and establish the Eggman Empire. His plans have been so far thwarted by Sonic & friends, or Robotnik's own plans backfiring on him. In the past Robotnik would rely solely on his robots, called Badniks, to defeat Sonic and aid in his gathering of the Chaos Emeralds, which are seven extremely powerful gems, to conquer the world. More recently however, the Doctor has deviated from using armies of robots and instead attempts to unleash various mythical beasts and/or gods to help in his takeover of the planet. These sorts of schemes are the ones to backfire, as Robotnik can't seem to control what he has awoken for very long. The Doctor will then usually choose to flee or assist Sonic & friends in defeating the monster.
"I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
"Success! A brilliant success! Eggmanland will finally come to be!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
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The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people
"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"
That one guy who pissed on the moon.
Person 1: "Oh dude didja hear about the guy who pissed on the moon?"
Person 2: "Who, Eggman?"
Person 1: "Yeah"
More than a character, an emotion
You're looking pretty Eggman today