Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.

Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

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amogus 1: red suspishos
amogus 2:red has been ejected bc he was so suspishos

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Inject and Eject

The act of impregnating a woman and then exiting her life permanently.

"Yo, you gonna start a family?" Dom asked
"Nah, I am just going to inject and eject." Joevany said

Eject-ulation

Some times pilots get very excited and comes very close to things. Eject-ulation is when a pilot gets out of a sticky situation before it becomes a "game over" situation.

We have full eject-ulation! The pilot got out safely before causing long-term situation.

Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.

1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!