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The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.
John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
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A fetish where people are turned on by elastic characters from comics, movies, and video games (Ex. Elastigirl, Ultra Woman, Inque) stretching. It is most common on websites like DeviantArt, FurAffinity, and Inkbunny.
Janice: "Henry what the fuck is this?" *shows a fanart of Inque stretching in a suggestive way*
Henry "Janice...I...I can explain"
This was a example of Elastic fetish
something to play with when you are suffering immense levels of boredom, usually when being tasked with revising for an exam
man this revision sucks ass, is there any elastic bands I can play with
Guy 1: I heard someone in the kitchen say you got a lid elastic
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: A lid elastic
***Hours Later***
Guy 2: Oh - a little ass dick
After childbirth or sex with many penises a woman's snatch Returns to its tight original size
My wife's had four kids and she still has a nice elastic snatch
n. a technique used to hide an erection; to use the elastic tuck, the erection is pointed upward and held as such by the elastic waistband of the underwear. Also referred to as the E.T.
First guy: I got a huge boner three minutes before class ended today. I had to hide it with my books.
Second guy: Dude, you don't use the elastic tuck?
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My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!
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