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A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent
PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.
PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2
*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.
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It may look like a good school but tbh only fatties go there that think they are just know it alls (your sibling) they try and be helpful but are just straight up brats, and they also spit at people wen u dont buy them vbucks or some stylish doodoo shoes, plus
Kid ( in bratty & squeeky voice) :I Go To Schell Elementary School! haha lol
Random Savage: Good Luck in life. gg
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The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
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Alamo Elementary School is a small school in Alamo California and consists of grades from kindergarten to 5th grade. As of 2020 they got a new principal. This school has been around for a very long time and is a very very rich school but yet has bad teachers.
"what school does your little sister go to?"
"she goes to alamo elementary school."
"oh where is that at?"
"its in alamo california aka a really rich area of the bay area in cali"
"mkmk"
A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
Legacy elementary school is an elementary school in Cashburn, Va. It's filled with kids from Kindergarten to 5th grade. The school has a lot of problems, like a handful of teachers are shitty and should be fired. There are some occasional teachers who are super nice. If one of your old teachers were ever, do yourself a favor and don't visit them. What sucks is that the 4th and 5th grade classrooms don't even have bathrooms. The fifth graders always think that they are the best and is too good for everybody else. The fourth graders are always waiting to be in fifth grade, third graders always think that they just became big kids, for second graders, I don't even know and for first graders, they are always running in the hallways. Many of the fifth graders get split into two when they go to middle schools. They either go to Brambleton or Trash Hill.
The fifth graders at legacy elementary school are always bragging about how they are the oldest in the school.
Its a school filled with people who think their ghetto but actually are not. The kindgerardners act really cringe. Same goes for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd graders. 4th graders think their more mature than the 5th graders, but are not. The 5th graders get shorter every single year, and it annoys them because some of the 3rd graders are taller than them. Thats it.
Mom 1: What school is Jakey going too?
Mom 2: Galway Elementary School.