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1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations
2. the state of randomness for a conversation
3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time
Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.
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Is that your final answer?
Yes, Elephants are the biggest
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A highly entertaining and intellectual movie by Gus Van Sant about high school shoot out inspired by a videogame and beethoven. The big controversy associated is whether the two killers associated were homosexuals or not.
Guy#1:Dude, I watched this cool movie Elephant yesterday.
Nerd:What is the moral of the movie.
(Shoots the Nerd in his crotch)
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a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.
It would be dangerous to ride an elephant because you may fall off and hert you knees.
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When a man or woman puts a strap on dildo on their face and another man or woman uses the dildo for sexual purposes.
Dude, I totally gave that girl THE ELEPHANT last night. She screamed.
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Elephants are the largest land animals on Earth. In the wild, a male African elephant may stand 10-12 ft tall at the shoulder and weigh 5-6 tons. The huge bull elephants may weigh as much as 14,000 lb.
The largest bull elephant in Amboseli National Park, Dionysus, weighed about 15,000 lb and had tusks well over 100 lb.
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When a guy cums in a girl's nose and she snorts it out like an elephant.
Guy A: Dude, I totally did The Elephant on my girlfriend last night!
Guy B: You are so gross...
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