leave em' then retrive em'

To leave em' then retrive em' is when you have left your dirty prostitute to make your pimp ass some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the slut is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to "RETRIVE" her!

Bro,last night I had to strike out and find that fucking cunt shaniqua after I left her to do something strange for some change with that filthy trick "john", next thing I knew I was standing over two dead bodies. Why is always so damn hard to leave em' then retrive em'???

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bone em' and disown em'

A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.

Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.

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bag ‘em and tag ‘em

Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone

Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em

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Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs

"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."

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love 'em and leave 'em

Usually a breakup maneuver. Involves inserting a dildo or vibrator (preferably going full tilt) in your partner's ass during intercourse, and, at the fateful moment, pushing it knuckle deep. The ultimate send off in that you leave with out any regard for how the other person rectifies the situation.

I should have finished getting my stuff out of her apartment before I gave her the old love 'em and leave 'em

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Bag Em' and Swag Em'

When you hook up with multiple girls in one night (not necessarily at the same time but can be at the same time), thus making them gain swag and making you an epic pimp.

Person 1: "So you're going to hook up with Sarah and Rachel tonight?"

Person 2: "I'm not just going to hook up with them, I'm gonna Bag Em' and Swag Em'"

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fuck em and chuck em

Usually pertaining to homosexual teens that hook up with a guy for a relationship, but end up getting fucked and left.

Andrew: Man, i want to get with that guy so bad!
Jackie: No, no, no, hes just one of those fuck em and chuck em guys!

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