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Movie which Sony made for free Ebola .
If you wanna die,you are free to suicide while the you watch the film. (disclaimer:30 f#@'ing min of dancing emoji and one of them wants to die)
John: Wanna hear a joke?
Mike: OK
John: Emoji movie
Mike:hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah
A gift from the gods oscar winner 10 years in a row and 4k hd quality it includes some great famous emokis such as poo and a meh.
Theres not much else you can ask from a movie.
Im seeing the emoji movie!
Friend : its rated 10 percent on rotten tomatoes
*struck by lightning*
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A cinematic masterpiece, jacksfilms puts it best with, "I give the Emoji Movie a 💯 out of ten!"
"This me me big boy got to see the FANTASTIC Emoji Movie on July 28!"
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A massive sin. Referring to the trend of people using emojis. This movie makes you feel like shit, it punches you directly in the nuts saying: “wow, you’re a fucking idiot for watching this movie. Good job wasting your money on something pointless, I hope you are happy with your result.” It’s hell. Trust me, my cousin dared me to watch this movie, Can I get my money back? Glad this movie gets a shitty rating. Good job, Sony Animations. You have hit a new low.
Derek: hey, buddy wanna watch the emoji movie to torture ourselves?
Jason: you’re block button looks so good rn.
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The truest of all hecking amine
Guy one: "You don't know true amine!"
Guy two: "Oh yeah? I watched the emoji movie."
Guy one: "Oh heck, I'm sorry. I didn't think you knew of an amine as true as the Emoji Movie."
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The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.
Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD
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A brilliant shakespearian masterpiece, a movie hitchcock would cry in complete and utter joy
it's a story made for all ages, made to please all and it does it story well
its deeper themes and meanings strike a cord within us all, truly a masterpiece of the ages
i give a perfect Poop Emoji/Dab Emoji
random heathen: did you see the emoji movie? it sucked ass
*jesus christ himself appears*
Jesus Motherfucking Christ:boi, that's some bullshiet, go wash it with my ass
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