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The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
When your opinion of a piece of pussy at the beggining is reliant and changeable by an event or act at the end of getting said piece of pussy.
I almost thought that bitch pussy game was so so until she did that shit at the end and I realized that it was grade A technique, she got that enigma pussy.
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A male so brilliant he is cannot be properly understood by anyone else, including fellow Enigma Males. Enigma Males are a sub category in the Male hierarchy, they are found equivalent to the Alpha Male but instead find themselves detached from the main evolutionary strain.
Chad: Bro Elon Musk is such an Enigma Male, like nobody understands just how smart that guy is, like he has some unfathomable ideas.
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Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.
Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.
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crazy ass motherfucking penguin who doesnt ever stop ranting about neowin.net
god damnit stop being such a damn penguin
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This is well known Facebook Page who founded by someone named Caution. It is unknown why he/she created a horrible page. The page is notoriously famous for their conspiracy articles, fake news peddlers and has writers who are egoistic such as Grimlocker.
Don't follow Deep Web Enigma, they are cancer to the society.
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when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
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