Paid-to-enjoy

One's Occupation... Prostitute...

Another better way of saying one's occupation to avoid unfriendly glares.

Same as paid-to-play

Adrian: What are you working as, Babe?
Michelle: Well, I'm a paid-to-enjoy worker.

Enjoying the show

Anything that is considered unexpected.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

Enjoying the sidewalk

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast

“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”

Enjoyed the chat

Used sarcastically. Typically to mean that you are not worth talking/writing to, and I really should have understood this sooner.

As a last reply to someone on an online forum has confirmed they are not just trolling, but trolling so badly they are likely even believe some version of the nonsense they're spewing
Thanks, enjoyed the chat!

Health to enjoy

Monaghan slang for "Hope you enjoy…"

Ruairi: "Health to enjoy the new car, Holly!"
Holly: "Thanks, Ruairi!"

Life. Enjoy the ride.

You're dead a long time. Live each day, whatever it throws at you. Turn mistakes into experiences. Live and learn and enjoy the trip.

You are born and then you die. That's life. Enjoy the ride.

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enjoy your burrito

Advice to a person who ignores happiness by focusing on the misery or boredom that will follow when it's over (e.g. a person eating a delicious burrito from his favorite Mexican restaurant becomes depressed halfway through upon realizing that soon there will be none left to savor).

Quit whining and enjoy your burrito!

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