A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
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The very complicated math equation men use to find out how hot a girl is compared to others. This is a helpful tool for finding the hotness of celebrities and also girls at school, work ,etc. this equation does not account for personality JUST LOOKS!
Snyder Equation= xy* 654q=jane is a 7 out of ten
a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation
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(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.
"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"
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1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no equation wrangler, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
An equation with 533 as the answer or any sexual related word in an equation.
Look up 533 to get the dirty equation
The Schrödinger equation is a linear partial differential equation that governs the wave function of a quantum-mechanical system.
looks like this- −ℏ22m∇2+V(r⃗ )ψ(r⃗ )=Eψ(r⃗ ).
Tell me if you understand
The Schrödinger Equation is commonly use in quantum mechanics