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Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.
Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.
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A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.
Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.
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Masturbating, especially when really worked up
After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.
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A term used to say you're going for a brisk walk or jog.
person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to go run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!
going for a brisk walk or jog.
person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!
OpposingFork's Errand Wife is a muscular man who does forks chores but in a femalish manner, idk how this is possible but fork does it, its free v-bucks and say gex yes fork has this, its very cool you should buy one for only 2.59 SYP. virtually free slave. Forks mom doesnt approve because its so not halal mode, fork doesnt care he says fuck off and then starts working on forkbot very much adding many features (Disclaimer: This happens in an impossible reality where fork updates forkbot very much and so nothing here actually happens, so fork cant get mad for something that is not real)
OpposingFork's Errand Wife is so zesty skibidi toilet max sigma rizz level 3 gyat etc.
A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.
Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.