Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.
Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.
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A type of errand characterised by upgrading, usually in the context of technology.
Im gonna run an upgrade errand and get a new pc.
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Masturbating, especially when really worked up
After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.
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A term used to say you're going for a brisk walk or jog.
person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to go run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!
going for a brisk walk or jog.
person 1: hey where are you going?
person 2: I'm just going to run an errand
person 1: oh ok, enjoy your walk.
person 2: thank you, bye!
A date with a friend where you run errands together.
Jeff and I are having an errands hang today. We're hitting three stores, then going for breakfast.
A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.
Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.