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Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?
Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them
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A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!
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Where The Simpsons Live
Homer: We Live on 742 Evergreen Terrace
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The Simpsons' Home Address
Bart: That's right, 417, Evergreen Terrace.
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One of the absolute shittiest middle schools in Spokane. Everyone there should be going to Green Acres, but are all overflows. The people there are either super rich or super poor, with some upper middle class in between.
If you don't wear logos and don't have enormous tits, you are immediately placed at the bottom of the food chain. Most of the guys there are perverts who are obsessed with grabbing girl's asses and fist pumping like they're on goddamn Jersey Shore. They are all racist and ignorant about other countries and homophobic.
The girls are either whores, religious fake gossipy girls, or girls who can't stop talking about sports. Most of the girls are ugly whores that plaster their faces with six pounds of makeup, and all the guys are hot. Oh, and everyone is snaggle-toothed...
The cliques aren't so bad, but there is an extensive group of populars, all of them dumb as rocks. There's also a tight group of lesbian meth addicts, and some pre-pubescent boys.
The teachers are monopolized by the kids there, and even follow their fashion trends. They talk about how nice the school is, but the building is practically FALLING DOWN.
All in all, Evergreen Middle School is a nice place to be if you're looking for BLT's (big luscious tits,) and meth.
Douche bag: FUCK YEAH EVERGREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL!! TIT SUCKIN YEAH!
Overly sporty girl: Omg i have tennis every saturday morning it sucks hahahaha theres this tournament and hahaha omg
Popular girl: Is Asia a country?
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A community college beside the hill in San Jose, CA. Has a very relaxing atmosphere and the parking isn't so bad.
A large percentage of the student population are asians and mexicans. For science classes which are 98% asian students, it is recommended to go to San Jose City College since the professors are easier.
For liberal arts classes, you'll be with people of all ethnicities. Most of these classes are ridiculously easy, that you wouldn't really learn and still get an A.
Evergreen Valley College student: I got a B in Biology and I worked hella hard for it!
SJCC student: Man I just read the newspaper during class and got an A.
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EVC Student 1: (Thick Viet accent)Hey are you Vietnamese?
EVC Student 2: No I'm not and I don't speak it. If you're going to school to learn English might as well practice it in real life you dumb asian. If the only english sentence you speak is "Hey are you Vietnamese?" then go back to your country and ask everyone if they're viet!
EVC Student 1: But I was born in America -_- and I was just curious if you were Viet lol
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Ghettogreen
Your so Evergreen high school
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