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ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 14, 2008

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national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend

Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂

by Bad bitch period🥴 August 2, 2020

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ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

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My political ex girlfriend

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok

by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020

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national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day arrives on august 2nd,this is the day right after national gf day where you celebrate your favorite ex girlfriend

mf you better post me on national ex girlfriend day!!

by million dolla possay August 1, 2021

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my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023


Crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad

“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”

by The girlfiend April 25, 2024