The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.
OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?
Yea man shes hideous!
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Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.
Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.
A supposed sign of age, experience, wisdom and knowledge.
"Look rookie, you're good but you don't have thick eyebrows yet, so shut your pie hole and listen to what I'm telling you!
When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."
Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.
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Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.
Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.
"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"
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Odd almost sinister eyebrows which appear on a rapist. May be accompanied by a pedo-smile.
Hey, Did you see that Austrian guy with the rape eyebrows? He looked like Dustin Hoffman from Hook.
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