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A social networking website, similar to MySpace, but used to be better, because only college students could sign up. But now, Facebook is becoming another MySpace clone by allowing everybody and anybody to become a member. So now, Facebook is a place for slut-faced high school girls to post all of their drunk and high pictures. And now, because Facebook is giving the options of changing your top friends, adding music to your profile, and adding other totally useless applications such as the "Fortune Cookie," "Food Fight," or "X-Me," it is just as bad as MySpace. Such a shame, because Facebook used to be good.
OMG YAY! I can have a top 8 on facebook AND myspace now!!
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The cause of the downfall of todays society. The most addictive drug in todays society that has millions of users who are afflicted by facebook's disease.
Facebook is going to fuck us all up. Lets go back to the old days where socializing was much for personable. Facebook is killing us all softly. So beware.
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(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.
"Man, I really facebooked that repair job!
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The arbiter of truth.
Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
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the fucking worst thing ever invented
Man, I wish I was born 20 years earlier. Fuck Facebook in the face!!!
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To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.
I facebooked your mom last night!
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verb - the act of indiscriminately making changes without warning or consideration regardless of how it effects someone else.
she changed the locks without telling her roommates.
he moved all the furniture in the middle of the night.
"why you gotta facebook me like that?"
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