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to start eating chocolate again
According to newspaper reports, Liz Taylor has managed to fall off the Wagon Wheel with her weight ballooning up to 275kg.
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When your weed is super dry and crumbles off of the stem easily.
This weed is falling off the bone
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Jane used to get good grades until she fell off the truck. Now she's locked away in the mental instition and eats her food through a straw all day.
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Originally meant to describe someone rolling their ankle while wearing Dansko shoes, which have an unforgiving sole. Evolved to mean wearing any shoes too high and slipping, tripping, stumbling (drunk or not), falling, and rolling or breaking their ankle.
Girl, you better watch yourself before you fall off your Danskos and take out an entire table on the way down!
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Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.
A popular Meme.
“Fuck me till my face falls off Jason”
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A term used during sex when the woman is telling the daddy to push harder
When Alex was fucking your mom, she kept saying "fuck me daddy until my face falls off" so Alex would push harder during their sex.
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When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".
A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!
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