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Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.
"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"
A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.
The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.
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Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.
“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”
Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.
That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!
Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!
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Someone who commits the act of masturbation against chickens.
The chicken fapper ran off into the woods.
Someone who likes dicktits and fans to trans anime.
Jason is a trapper fapper!
People who claim to have wealth or wealthy networks and their willingness to make a deal with you, but they never finish deal.
That Isaac guy is a real deal fapper, told me he was going to invest $1 million in the business.