fard

Alternate version of fart, often considered funnier too.

He farded during the funeral.

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shiddy fard

when you think youre about to fart so u dont go to toilet but u actually gotta shid so u shiddy fard.

me: oh im gonna fard
also me: *shids*
also also me: oops haha i shiddy farded

shidding and fardding

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”

Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it

among fard

1. when you are playing among us after eating taco bell or chipotle

2. when you try to dutch oven someone but you shit yourself because you have diarrhea

among fard: “dude last night jeff tried to give me a dutch oven but he shit himself and it got in my mouth”

fard

A female fart or a female's flatulence.

Alexandra did you just fard?!?!

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shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

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SANS FARDS

When a woman who usually is masked in layers of make-up is caught with out any on, usually in public.

I couldn't believe the photos of Christina Aguilera

SANS FARDS!! She looked so normal.

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