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Sean Faris:one sexy actor that has appeared on Boston Public,Smallville,Pearl Harbour,Sleepover and Life as we know it.He currently lives in L.A.And his hometown is Parma,Ohio.His B-Day is March,25.
"Sean Faris is one sexy actor!"
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A bitch. literally has 7 kids and doesn't understand things like Single mothers, gay people, people with lives, or people who didn't get married at 18.
Man, I gotta go to Mrs. Faris
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The legend of the ghetto faries is about faries that wander the streets at night cleaning the curbs of presumably valuable garbage. People place their old furniture, appliances and other unwanted items on the curb at night. The faires are said to take the items before the garbage collectors or Salvation Army can pick them up.
I put some old furniture, appliances & clothes out for the Salvation Army to pick up, but the Ghetto Faries took it all before they could get here.
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Fariz Ziadat is the most perfect person you will ever meet in your life. His bluey - green eyes light up a room, his looks make people FAINT, yes, FAINT. He is super athletic and really good at basketball, and he is super smart he even has a scholarship! Now I know what ur thinking, "OMG he sounds pERFECT!" and he is but he belongs to ME.
Person 1: OMG he's so cute what's his name?
Person 2: His name is Faris. And I KNOW!
Person 3: He's not only a Faris, but he's also a Faris Ziadat!
Person202: He's mine.
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After a chick has given you a blowjob, you fart in her face while she's trying to swallow your jizz, causing her to gag/puke/ect. Named as such because Ana Faris seems like the only chick you could do this to, and she might be cool enough to hang out with you for the rest of the night.
"I gave my girlfriend an Ana Faris last night, but she's lame so she got up and left."
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How do you know this many pornstars? And why do you know this one, she does step sister. And don’t ask how I know that. Well besides that, Athena Faris is a pornstar. Athena Faris is 23 years old at the time I’m writing this, born on January 15 1997, Sacramento, California. she is known for acting as a step sister in her films.
Dude, have you seen Athena Faris’s new video it’s so good you have to watch it.
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Person 1: The fary is a motherfucker
Person 2: Your mom is a sucker, El Fary is god