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Please in spanish, except integrated into the English language
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I'm a tall, buff SWM, 8" long, looking for hot teen pussy. I have party favors.
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The act of performing filatio in return for the opposite member giving cunnalingus, or vise versa
'And she didn't even return the favor? what a bitch!'
'Her BJ was so good, i had to return the favor... even though she tasted like tuna'
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To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.
The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.
"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1
Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.
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When one person in a couple provides oral sex (or any other sexual favor) for the other repeatedly, and wants the other person to do the same to him/her.
Kate: "I always give you oral sex, why don't you return the favor?"
John: "Okay, I will"
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Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.
Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors
An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.
"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"