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A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.
STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?
CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.
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In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.
Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!
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The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.
Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."
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Brother of SNL star Horatio Sanz, Fellatio lives a less fortunate life as a half broke struggling gay porn star in mid-eastern Peru. He's best know for his starring role as Dirty Trousers in "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Seas" and he also served as a fluffer for the famous 70's midget porn star Clark McDouglason.
Have you seen "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Sea's" yet!? Fellatio Sanz is no Robert Wagner, but he still gets me through my latin class."
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The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.
Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.
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one whom while is innocently sipping a beverage through a straw "accidently" suck the straw off, as though is was a penis
yo man i heard that girl amanda gives a great straw-fellatio
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