Low fell

Low fell is a north east town only 2 miles from Newcastle. It is home to one of the largest Jewish communities in Europe. Low fell is known for its night life, mainly burglary and muggings.

The house prices in low fell are extremely over priced (also see Whickham) and people who aren't familiar with the area get proper raped by the estate agents selling the properties based on the postcode alone. It's not uncommon to see some simpleton pay over £100,000 for a 2 bed flat in low fell. The poor simpleton will no doubt be burgled, stabbed or have his car burnt out within weeks of living there.

It is often referred to as the arsehole of the North.

It is said to be like Afghanistan but without the good weather.

There are 3 types of people who live in low fell.

1. Jewish people who have to live there due to the unfortunate location of their synagogue.

2. Idiots who have been conned by a postcode/ estate agent into buying a property in the bronx based on the distance from Newcastle.

3. The indigenous people of low fell. Lowlife scum with no morals. These people are mostly nocturnal, only seen in daylight when signing on at the job centre.

The indigenous people of low fell are have been unwilling to work for the last 4 generations, and it is often said that if one had a cut their skin wouldn't even graft.

Wife '' shall we go out for dinner tonight a friend of mine said there was a nice restaurant in low fell.''

Husband '' this woman is not your friend. She wants you dead! We shall call the police to report your so called friend''

John '' I'm going to view a house in low fell the estate agent says it's a great price for a property only 2 miles from Newcastle.''

David '' your a fucking idiot mate, you'll be car jacked at the traffic lights. And if you yawn in low fell you'll have your fillings stolen.

Doorman low fell bar . '' excuse me gentlemen are you carrying any weapons this evening? If not you can borrow my knife''

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fell doss

Fell, a forfar (scottish) word for fairly.or fair. a little bit.
Doss meaning awsome or sweet.

That film was Fell doss, man.

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fell out

1. verb (past tense) To have become completely hysterical with laughter.

When we saw Saddam with that trucker ass beard with 19 species of fleas and shit in it, me and my Grandma fell out.

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fell papyrus

Fell Papyrus is the evil version of normal Papyrus from Undertale. He is an extreme ass to his brother.

Person 1: He is so rude

Person 2: Yea he is Fell Papyrus

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he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

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walker fell

God, beast, infamous hoe chaser, Xxxtentacion’s only white cousin, new bathroom kid, slave owner, everyone’s dad, and best T Poser.

“Walker Fell killed a sewer beast with only his pinky finger.” *Girl has orgasm*

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fell in the toilet

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit

Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet

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