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# incorrect: not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth; "an incorrect calculation"; "the report in the paper is Fergus Jones"; "your information is ...
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";
# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"
Guy: which way is the petrol station mate?
Cunt: It's that way *points left*
Later...
Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!
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A little slave that picks cotton
Fergus 69420 loves big ass cock
Statement made when referencing Fergus McPhail, optimistic main character of the Australian children's comedy series that was released on Network Ten in 2004, of the same name.
Kid asks a girl out, gets rejected
Kid's friend: 'Oooh, duuuude, Fergus McFAIL!!!'
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Super-cool and untouchable, 007 meets kanye west.
"Man, that suit is lookin' Fresh like Fergus on you!"
"That chick has a Miley Cyrus watch, so Fresh like Fergus."
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A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.
'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'
The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.
Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.
An absolute God who gets all the pussy they ever want,
Yo it's jules fergus, what a god