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a large sexual encounter where in 7-13 black males are having rough sexual intercourse with one or more women dressed as lionesses. Periodically shouting "zulu" in a frenzied roar of lust.
Brian: Are you hanging out with Suzy later?
Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.
Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.
Steve: Wangtastic!
The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
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Slang term for masturbation.
Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
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This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."
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Some fine ass thick bitch who stays at a groups camp and serves cock usually while wrecked on drugs and drunk. Getting a camp groupie or festival groupie is usually an aim for certain groups of men who like free sex and don't mind sharing pathetic sluts.
"That girl over there has been fucking pretty much every guy who asks."
"Yeah she's probably a festival groupie"
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"Yo we need to get hold of some dumb bitch who we can turn into our festival groupie this weekend."
"Fuck I aint sure the sex is worth sharing the 2c-b"
"Fuck off you didn't even pay for it, you sesh gremlin"
1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'
2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'
'alright sorry, shes festively plump'
'thats better'
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