Fecal Fiddle

A sex act involving oral stimulation of the anus while the person is farting.

Kirk's lunch of chilli gave Allyson good harmonics when she was playing the fecal fiddle.

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fiddle-sticks

1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.

"Oh fiddle-sticks, I broke my new passion pink crayon."

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skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

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Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

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second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

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Finger Fiddle

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

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