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Field Hockey

A trendy "sport" among uncoordinated high school girls (Usually freshmen)played for activity credit.

Jessica said that I can get an extra three credit hours if I sign up for field hockey next semester, and that I don't need any training or athleticism!

by GiggleShits November 23, 2017

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Field Hockey

a sport designed for butchy females who have thunder thighs and act like dudes

john: yo who are those girls who have monstrous legs?

tom: they are girls who play field hockey

john: fuckin butches..

by DFAC February 29, 2012

15πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Field hockey

Worst version of hockey, it’s hockey but for pussies who can’t handle the speed and physicality of ice hockey, shouldn’t even be called hockey.

Guy #1β€œHey did you know Daniel plays hockey”
Guy #2 β€œhe must be pretty tough then”
Guy #1 β€œhe plays field hockey....”
Guy #2 β€œwhat a fucking pussy”

by Bastardized69 August 18, 2018

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


field hockey goalie

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.

you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough

by bring it on yeah August 4, 2008

90πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Field Hockey Body

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.

Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.

by lemonade/icedtea January 20, 2010

73πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Field Hockey Goalie

Probably one of the most important players on a field hockey team- you can't win without a good goalie.
Only the toughest and strongest girls can be good field hockey goalies. They are brave enough to let girls drive balls at over 90mph straight at them. Most people think that goalies are just one big wall of padding, but some pads have gaps in coverage that can result in extremely painful injuries if hit. Imagine getting hit with a ball going over 90mph, straight in your thigh or hip- that's what it's like to be a goalie. Balls often pop up, so goalies need to deal with shots to the arms, hips, and thighs.

Goalies have to be quick and agile, even in bulky pads. Not only is it a physical game for goalies, but it's mental, too. Goalies have to be able to bounce back quickly if (god forbid) a goal is scored on them. If an offender, middie or defender misses the ball, there's always a chance to reclaim possession. If a goalie misses a ball or misjudges her timing, then the other team scores. Offenders, mids, or defenders take heat for not winning the game, but the goalies take heat for loosing the game. Goalies have a hard job because if the defenders aren't doing what they're supposed to do, or are playing like crap, then the goalie has no hope, and will still be blamed for the loss.
Goalies are tough, courageous, determined, and extremely skilled players in one of the most aggressive sports out there. There's no one else like them.

Field Hockey Goalie: (gets slammed with a drive straight to her hip, and doesn't even break her stride as she clears the ball out of the circle)

by Cimorene96 October 7, 2010

56πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


field hockey players

a really hot girl. Definitely not a lesbion. Usually has an amazing ass and incredible lower body strength due to crazy condtitioning. A field hockey girl could easily kick any guys ass. They play the best sport ever known to man that is field hockey. A sport in which totally hot girls (field hockey players) chase eachother around with sticks and kick the shit out of eachother. This sport requires extreme endurance and strength. Field hockey players are really hard core but the hottest girls alive with the nicest asses on the planet. Field hockey players are usually overpowered with crazy team spirit. the day b4 a game they will usually wear something ridiculous to school to show their spirit. Field hockey players are often preppy american eagle abercrombie wearing rich girls because the sport is so damb expensive.

student 1:are you going to the field hockey game today?
student 2: yeah man those field hockey players are so damb hot!
student 1:yeah but they are so hard core, the could totally kick your ass
student 2:oh man thats so hot

by austin9675 January 7, 2007

243πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž