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When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!
HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.
HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?
HO #1: He flabbergasted me!
HO #2: Then what?
HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
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When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.
Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
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Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.
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verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure
when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.
the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home
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Being totally puffed out.
Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!
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A adjective meaning exciting or intriguing.
Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.
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Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.
I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo
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