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1. A term used to describe a male, or female, who has just left a serious committed relationship and fails miserably at casually dating.
2. Commonly seen from both genders who have become so set in the mindset of a relationship, that the intricacies of first and second dates are thrown out the window to satisfy the need for their parter to fill the hole that their past relationship left.
3. These men and women unconsciously lead on potential suitors, who mistake their habits of intimacy as genuine intimacy, and cause not only heartache for the suitors engaged in the casual encounters, but for themselves as well; usually out of guilt.
1. Person 1: What happened with that girl you were seeing? I thought things were going so well!
Person 2: I thought so too, but after learning about her recent breakup it looked less like a sure thing, and more like she was just flailing around.
2. Person 1: How could you let such a great girl go? You said you really liked her
Person 2: I did, but I don't know what I want after (ex's name) . It's been so hard that I'm still flailing around
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Performed by turning too fast and "accidentally" hitting someone in the test icicles.
Oh damn, Paige just flailed Ian!
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A person who has a couple shots of Vodka and passes out jumps into bushes and likes to be stupid is a Flail
Jopie is a flail When he drinks
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A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
The girl used a Broderick-Flail type movement on the Beam Ball court.
An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
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Side flailing is a flail within a flail. Which is very intense. You don't know what the fucks going on. A whole day could be a flail with many little flails in it. This usually happens after two plus days of being awake while high on crystal meth! The tweakers who experience this dream like state are known as jib tech warriors
Example of someone being in a side-flail You don't feel like yourself and as if you are watching yourself. You don't even know how you're moving your body parts. Robotic. Spaced out. This is considered flailing. Then you will suddenly decide to read your horoscope which turns into hours of learning and reading about astrology. Then you snap out of it and don't remember anything you had just read or where the hours went.
"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"
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A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.
"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."