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A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.
When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!
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Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.
John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.
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When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.
It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?
No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.
Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.
This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other.
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When having vaginal intercourse, you flip the girl over briskly and stick it in her ass...
"First i fucked her in the pussy, then i flapjacked that shit and came up in her ass, unprotected and all!"
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when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
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this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.
Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.
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